September 16, 2007

This post is rated G for G-ROSS!

If you aren't a mom or haven't experienced a blow out, turn away now.







I woke up to my BL a little fussy this morning (not the usual case). As I opened the door to his room the stench of poo was so thick in the room you could take a bite out of it (no, I don't eat crap for breakfast). Not paying much attention I scooped him up and grabbed a diaper. I didn't notice anything strange 'till he was sliding down my leg to the floor and he hit my the unclothed part of my lower leg and I felt it.... warm and moist. I quickly scooped him up so as the nasties didn't touch the floor because I really didn't feel like cleaning it off the carpet again. I took him to the shower and called for reinforcements. We quickly got him clean and the I had the thought to check the crib... the first blanket 1/4 was completely covered (did he wipe his BUNS with it or what?) the second blanket again poo covered, the third blanket a little less but stinky nonetheless and his sippy cup - poo laden ( I wish I could have gotten a pic of this, it was quite interesting to see (my camera is MIA)). So I didn't want you to feel left out and I included a wonderful picture of a previous blowout from when it used to be a regular occurrence....
....don't you feel loved now? I know you're thankful I included you on this our life's great event. I probably just lost a few readers but hey, I have to suffer through it, shouldn't you? I feel so sorry for his tiny tummy, hopefully it will be better soon.

7 comments:

aubrey said...

yeah. mm-hmm, that is disgusting. i just saw the heading of your post and HAD to look...now i'm regretting it..

Jenny P. said...

Totally disgusting. I understand though... definately been through it myself. What I want to know is where they keep it all in those little bodies... it seems like so MUCH when it finally comes out.

Methodical Wormer said...

Sorry aub, I did warn you.

mommyj, I am still trying to figure that one out. I'm thinking a full colon evacuation.

Coordination Queen said...

LOL, at least he didn't play with it.

Deena said...

My sweet baby has blessed her daddy with a couple of those this week. Such a good girl saving them for daddy.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

My son used to have an Exersaucer thingie and I would never notice the descending streams of liquid crap until it was already pooled on the bottom and splattered from him jumping in it.

I can't even count how many times I had to clean that plastic grooves of that thing up with a toothbrush.

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